February 2011
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Match.com
Uncle Jack: So Ashley started an account on Match.com. One of her requirements was "B.A. or higher"
Mom: Huh... maybe I should start one.
Uncle Jack: Yeah, why not. It's only $25 a month... $75 for the first three months.
Mom: I wonder what my ROI would be if I bagged a PhD.
Jan 31st
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“I get my ideas out of my dreams… if you’re lucky enough to use something you see...”
– Alexander McQueen  (via katherinexox)
Jan 30th
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“I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry,...”
– Blue Valentine
Jan 30th
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1 tag
villainsxmonsters asked: Thank you so much for the follow Avriel. I appreciate it deeply. (:
Jan 30th
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avriel: …and then I realized I was sitting at home by myself and life sucked again… blah. 5 minutes later that direct deposit notification showed up on my phone, life started feeling good again and I’m like, mothafucka it’s 
Jan 30th
…and then I realized I was sitting at home by myself and life sucked again… blah.
Jan 30th
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That awkward moment when you forget to turn your...
Jan 29th
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sapiosexual (n.) — a person who is sexually...
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Ten ways to love.
dopetasticson: 1.Listen without interrupting. (Proverbs 18) 2.Speak without accusing. (James 1:19) 3.Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21:26) 4.Pray without ceasing. (Colossians 1:9) 5.Answer without arguing. (Proverbs 17:1) 6.Share without pretending. (Ephesians 4:15) 7.Enjoy without complaint. (Philippians 2:14) 8.Trust without wavering. (Corinthians 13:7) 9.Forgive without punishing. (Colossians...
Jan 26th
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WatchWatch
Hi, Simmone. I love you.
Jan 26th
Jan 24th
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Help me Decide!
Coachella or a week in Europe??
Jan 24th
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I love watching old people get excited about...
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WatchWatch
kieforreal: ilseelo: alveeus: loudblackpeople: xiamfuckingtiredx: gabcakes: sometimesthingsjustwork: biffy-clyro: porcelainpetals: huynhjesseca: visiblyinvisible: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. FOREVER REBLOG. NEVER NOT REBLOG.  I CANNOT EVEN OMG JUST CLICK IT.  ALWAYS REBLOG. OMG. Albeit cool, this turned into a meat spin gif...
Jan 24th
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Study claims 100 percent renewable energy possible... →
mrgrafix: smarterplanet: New research has shown that it is possible and affordable for the world to achieve 100 percent renewable energy by 2030, if there is the political will to strive for this goal. Achieving 100 percent renewable energy would mean the building of about four million 5 MW wind turbines, 1.7 billion 3 kW roof-mounted solar photovoltaic systems, and around 90,000 300 MW solar...
Jan 24th
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this person is beautiful in every way.  →
Jan 24th
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“Glitter is indeed the herpes of arts and crafts.”
– EE
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Sitting At The Receptionist's Desk
Me: Do you have a tumblr?
Sky: I do... but I haven't tumbled in a long time.
Me: Oh. my. god. I'm posting this conversation right now.
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Hold It Against Me
Me: Did you hear Brit's new song?
Lily: Yeah... it's #1 on iTunes, but I don't understand why.
Me: It's because there are infinitely more gay men in the world than the government wants us to believe.
Lily: Well duh, any level-headed 12 year old could have told you that.
Jan 13th