January 2011
98 posts
Getting Out of the Shower
Lily: I see you've used my body cleansing method.
Me: Oh, you've finally patented showering?
Lily: Yes.
Me: That's nice. You're on your way to the top, child.
December 2010
67 posts
Walking Out of Barnes & Noble When My Little...
Me: *singing Heartbreak Hotel*
Lily: *cough* Since when do you sing Elvis songs? *cough cough*
Me: Since they were playing them in the store and got them stuck in my head. Gosh, Lily, pay better attention to life.
Lily: *cough* How can I pay attention to life when I'm so busy dying over here *coughs some more*
Me: 'Tis the story of most people's lives, my dear. 'Tis the story, indeed.
7 SECRETS OF SUCCESS. I FOUND THE ANSWERS IN MY...
morning-sunshinex3:
ROOF SAID: Aim high.
FAN SAID: Be cool.
CLOCK SAID: Every minute is precious.
MIRROR SAID: Reflect before you act.
WINDOW SAID: See the world.
CALENDAR SAID: Be up to date.
DOOR SAID: Push hard to achieve your goals.
7 SECRETS OF SUCCESS. I FOUND THE ANSWERS IN MY...
morning-sunshinex3:
ROOF SAID: Aim high.
FAN SAID: Be cool.
CLOCK SAID: Every minute is precious.
MIRROR SAID: Reflect before you act.
WINDOW SAID: See the world.
CALENDAR SAID: Be up to date.
DOOR SAID: Push hard to achieve your goals.
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“Identity isn’t a prison you can never escape, but the way to redeem your...”
– SC
“Feel worthy of even the greatest of things, for none of them compare to the...”
– TDL
Nick is bringing back the Rugrats all week long?!...
“This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.”
– TC
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Baking Sugar Cookies
Me: I'm about to bake the shit out of these sugar cookies!
Jordan: I think we should put crack in them.
Me: What?
Jordan: and by crack I mean little pieces of candy or reese's bites or something.... or bacon bits!
Me: No I don't think that's a good idea... and that's a very strange interpretation of the word crack.
Jordan: ... or pineapple.
Me: No I think we should just leave them pure, sugary, and full of baby jesus as God intended them.
“Avriel, you’re a Bieber-hater beater-upper.”
– Lily
vivonnes:
follow - crystal fighters
vivonnes:
follow - crystal fighters
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via lokeidreams)
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via lokeidreams)
You want me to just get over my flaws? Well I want...
lights will guide you home and ignite your bones...
Watchmrgrafix:
marxisforbros:
You We all need to watch this.
This sums up in essence what I took in Men in Society this year. That as a collective that we allow things to continue, whether we agree or are indifferent, we will continue to see our plight. Funny thing is that women contribute to this more than you know….
Watchmrgrafix:
marxisforbros:
You We all need to watch this.
This sums up in essence what I took in Men in Society this year. That as a collective that we allow things to continue, whether we agree or are indifferent, we will continue to see our plight. Funny thing is that women contribute to this more than you know….
“The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.”
– BP